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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:20 am

Where rose the mountains, there to him were friends,
Where rollÂ´d the ocean, thereon was his home,
Where the blue sky and glowing clime extends,
He had the power and the passion to roam...

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:18 am

Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 5:01 am

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:15 pm

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don ' t have to stop and think of which way to
turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000.. Tux rental-$200..
People never stare at your chest when you ' re
talking to them.
New shoes don ' t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks...
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes â€“
one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can ' do ' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it

Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 8:56 am

Difference between "Us" and "Them"..

If a conservative doesnâ€™t like guns, they donâ€™t buy one. If a liberal doesnâ€™t like guns, then no one should have one.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, they donâ€™t eat meat. If a liberal is, they want to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, they quietly enjoy their life. If a liberal is homosexual, they loudly demand legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesnâ€™t like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they donâ€™t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesnâ€™t go to church. A liberal wants any mention of God or religion silenced.

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that his neighbors pay for his.

Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 1:38 pm

Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 10:30 pm

just passing by...

...ok

Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 11:53 pm

Åži eu tot acolo! Noapte bunÄƒ! Very Happy

Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 8:42 am

Anahoret wrote:

Åži eu tot acolo! Noapte bunÄƒ! Very Happy

this wasnÂ´t English...

Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:42 pm

OK! Je vais faire dodo!
Ã‡a c'est bien?

Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:54 pm

itÂ´s ok but you are in the wrong place...
There is some topic in French too...